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squatter's picz
these photos are from our private members club at squatjuice. Thanks to the warped minds of most of us there these images were edited from the now infamous `i shagged this bird @ czechtek` thread.
somehow this women just seems to get every where :-)
if you see her out about, take a photo and mail to psychiatricward@mentalasfuck.com
these photos are from our private members club at squatjuice. Thanks to the warped minds of most of us there these images were edited from the now infamous `i shagged this bird @ czechtek` thread.
somehow this women just seems to get every where :-)
if you see her out about, take a photo and mail to psychiatricward@mentalasfuck.com
7587 hits
this is the original photo.
tonight matthew, im going to be stonecastle.
Helga 1-0 Mcdonald
Helga`s world tour continues through jeruselem......
...and also russia
Helga`s retirement/leaving party from the nunnery(p.s. this was a private party)
a must see movie (NME june 05)
Apparently, Helga is partial to the mushroom or 10.
Still today people flock to see the statue of helga in there thousands. Quote "i paid my 20 dollars and climbed all the way up inside of her" said one man.
Fun for all the family.
Helga`s screen debut on the set of baywatch.
My old mans a dustman, he wears a dustmans hat. he wears cor blimey trousers and he lives in a council flat.
Helga meeting the plastic generation.
24 hour plumber, no job to small.
call 0-800-keta-mine
call 0-800-keta-mine
how come i always get the fit birds?
heres my uncle ted raving it up at my grans 60th bash.
Feel the force mother fucker.
oi oiiiiiiii, ratpacks in the house.
Helga at the royal wedding of spazclaarts.
Helga celebrates her final day at AA.
a young Helga.
be proud to be gay.
Helga as world champion back in `96.
Helga living it up with the stars.
Helga makes it to the final 2 of im a celebrity.......
Helga claims that mushrooms and ketamine do mix together just fine.
Helga returns home to breed every 2 years.
Helga meeting matt storm & ryan h
Helga visits the library.
Helga at the annual elephants piss fest.
security for the event check that competitors are abiding by the rules before the next elephant enters the mellee.
Helga`s eviction from Bigbrother 2005.
Helga on her hen night.
